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The Sonic Blade
What an age we live in. I thought the CD-ROM was as far as man could advance technologically, but I was wrong. Non-compression sonic separation technology is the wave of the future.
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Loud ‘N Clear
Simply attach this monstrous device to your ear, and the girls will start flowing like sweet berry wine!
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The Slap Chop
You know him as Vince from the Sham Wow ad. Well ladies and gentlemen, he's back.
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The Snuggie
You're never going to need shirts, socks, sweaters, blankets, electricity, jackets, family, friends, happiness, love or anything else you can possibly think of ever again..... ever.
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The Total Transformation Program
Just one month with the threat of a Dr. James mustache ride looming overhead will have even the worst behaved kids begging to scrub dishes and rake the leaves.
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The Sonic Blade
Posted on 16 May 2009
What an age we live in. I thought the CD-ROM was as far as man could advance technologically, but I was wrong. Non-compression sonic separation technology is the wave of the future. Continue Reading
Opinion, Urban Culture
Confessions of an Internet Blogger
Posted on 27 March 2009
This other time I was blogging and I met this kid named Steve. He was into video games and ice cream. We met at the mall once but he never showed up. I wore my best denims. Continue Reading
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A Day in the Life of a Retired College Athlete
Posted on 25 March 2009
Hollingsworth needed to reassert his status as a totally sweet bro, and there was only one way to go about doing this. He traded in his lacrosse helmet and gloves for a lime green polo shirt, seersucker shorts and a pair of rainbow sandals. Continue Reading
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Loud ‘N Clear
Posted on 11 March 2009
Simply attach this monstrous device to your ear, and the girls will start flowing like sweet berry wine! Continue Reading
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The Slap Chop
Posted on 02 March 2009
You know him as Vince from the Sham Wow ad. Well ladies and gentlemen, he's back. Continue Reading
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Letter from Nigeria
Posted on 26 February 2009
A letter from Nigeria. Continue Reading
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The Snuggie
Posted on 25 February 2009
You're never going to need shirts, socks, sweaters, blankets, electricity, jackets, family, friends, happiness, love or anything else you can possibly think of ever again..... ever. Continue Reading
Opinion, Sports, Urban Culture
The Playoff Beard
Posted on 23 February 2009
Regarded for its sheer awesomeness, athletes proudly don the playoff beard when the second season gets under way. Continue Reading
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The Total Transformation Program
Posted on 19 February 2009
Just one month with the threat of a Dr. James mustache ride looming overhead will have even the worst behaved kids begging to scrub dishes and rake the leaves. Continue Reading
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Cleveland Man Uses Facebook Strictly for Sympathy
Posted on 18 February 2009
The beauty of a status update like this one, is that it makes Bob’s faux friends aware that he, A, goes to the gym, and B, is currently injured. The classic “look at me/woe is me” update. Continue Reading
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